13:50 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> i hate that you cant lock the screen when you're on a call without hanging up
<br>13:50 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> what even is that
<br>13:50 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> what an untelegraphed hostile feature
<br>13:50 <span style="color: blue"><@esch></span> smh
<br>13:51 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> am i the only person who calls people with the earpods
<br>13:51 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> do you sit there holding your phone to your hear and typing with 1 hand
<br>13:51 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> trying to figure out what i did wrong here
<br>13:51 <span style="color: blue"><@esch></span> wat
<br>13:52 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> you're so fucking tehloki sometimes
<br>13:52 <span style="color: blue"><@esch></span> I don't undestrand what you're doing here
<br>13:52 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> why did you type SMH
<br>13:52 <span style="color: red"><@lysol></span> because you are doing a dumb thing that nobody else wants or cares about
<br>13:52 <span style="color: blue"><@esch></span> cause you're a spaz
<br>13:52 <span style="color: red"><@lysol></span> get an android phone
<br>13:53 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> why am i a spaz
<br>13:53 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> explain your idea
<br>13:53 <span style="color: blue"><@esch></span> gettin livid cause your phone has a screen when it's on your desk
<br>13:53 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> use your words
<br>13:53 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> that isnt what i said
<br>13:53 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> i said it hangs up when i lock it
<br>13:53 <span style="color: blue"><@esch></span> ok cool
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<br>13:53 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> tehlivid
<br>13:53 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> i lock it instinctively when im not using the screen to avoid draining battery
<br>13:53 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> this is a normal thing
<br>13:53 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> don't defend this
<br>13:53 <span style="color: blue"><@esch></span> yeah it is a normal thing for you.
<br>13:54 <span style="color: red"><@lysol></span> lol
<br>13:54 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> don't defend something as worthless as this
<br>13:54 <span style="color: red"><@lysol></span> don't argue for something as worthless as this
<br>13:54 <span style="color: blue"><@esch></span> ,I'm not defending it
<br>13:54 <span style="color: blue"><@esch></span> I'm arguing that you're a spaz
<br>13:54 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
<br>13:54 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> there's absolutely nothing here
<br>13:55 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> you're doing this recreationally
<br>13:55 <span style="color: blue"><@esch></span> yeah we know
<br>13:55 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> that's the only explanation
<br>13:55 <span style="color: red"><@lysol></span> do you need your diaper changed
<br>13:55 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> wow you found the magic words
<br>13:55 <span style="color: blue"><@esch></span> o'brien's belt in the big diaper
<br>13:55 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> tehloki: http://quietkit.com/box-breathing
<br>13:56 <span style="color: red"><@lysol></span> lol
<br>13:56 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> shmup: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/781/923/38d.jpg
<br>13:56 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> plz be your shitty diaper
<br>13:56 <@tmkf> lol
<br>13:56 <span style="color: blue"><@esch></span> lysol: why didn't the image thing work with matt lillard
<br>13:56 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> the best way to make me angry when im not angry is to tell me how angry i am
<br>13:57 <span style="color: red"><@lysol></span> it's technically web scraping
<br>13:57 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> thanks for the cheatcode tehloki
<br>13:57 <@tacodog> lol shmup
<br>13:57 <@tmkf> tehloki: maybe shmup was doing it recreationally
<br>13:57 <@tacodog> re jog
<br>13:57 <@tacodog> jpg
<br>13:57 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> use this in the future when you say something stupid but decide it's more important to make sure i look like a
<br>                 fool instead
<br>13:57 <span style="color: red"><@lysol></span> im not angry i say as i piss my groin with urine and hit my computer with a rock
<br>13:58 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> tmkf: if somebody actually nodded their head and made sympathetic noises to literally anything i ever say i'd
<br>                 probably jizz in my pants
<br>13:58 <@tacodog> firm made popcorn and we'll watch my cousin Vinny during lunch
<br>13:58 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> if i have any kind of gripe it's my fault and i'm an idiot
<br>13:58 <@tmkf> tehloki: hm it is true, we all busted up lolling when we heard about dick neck
<br>13:59 <span style="color: red"><@lysol></span> dear abby why do my internet acquaintences think im pissing my pants when im a big boy
<br>13:59 <span style="color: red"><@lysol></span> oops I can't spell like a big boy
<br>13:59 <span style="color: blue"><@esch></span> getting mad enough that your phone is on when it sits around that you need to tell people about it is kinda lol
<br>13:59 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> i dont understand i guess
<br>14:00 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> i thought you could turn screen off when on calls
<br>14:00 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> is it that it isnt truly locked or
<br>14:00 <span style="color: red"><@lysol></span> if you turn it upside down the light sensor will keep the screen turned off
<br>14:00 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> yeah ok
<br>14:00 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> hey tehloki do that ^
<br>14:00 <span style="color: red"><@lysol></span> to be honest the screen should dim after a couple of minutes anyway
<br>14:00 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> my phone is usually upside down. it is right now
<br>14:01 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> esch maybe the problem was that i hung up on somebody because i locked the screen
<br>14:01 <span style="color: red"><@lysol></span> that is ridiculous
<br>14:01 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> but it can't be a normal relatable problem, i'm just a huge autistic spaz and my problems make no sense
<br>14:01 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> User Error
<br>14:01 <span style="color: red"><@lysol></span> yep
<br>14:01 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> keep on truckin
<br>14:01 <span style="color: blue"><@esch></span> well I did that in like 2008
<br>14:01 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> i think you should fake being cool
<br>14:01 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> pretend youre not mad
<br>14:01 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> fake it till u make it
<br>14:01 <span style="color: red"><@lysol></span> i liked weedloki so much more
<br>14:02 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> yeah that would work after 10 years of firmly establishing i am always mad
<br>14:02 <span style="color: red"><@lysol></span> https://keybase.io/blog/keybase-chat
<br>14:02 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> i think youre jsut talking about esch and lysol, not #mefi
<br>14:02 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> re: 10 years in here
<br>14:02 <@tmkf> lysol: niceeeeeee
<br>14:02 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> oh nice
<br>14:03 <span style="color: red"><@lysol></span> will keybase chat make coxn come back to #mefi
<br>14:03 <@tmkf> we should probably use it either wya, right?
<br>14:03 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> if i left my phone screen on for a 2 hour conference call i think my battery would die before it was over
<br>14:03 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> turn your phone upside down
<br>14:03 <span style="color: blue"><@esch></span> so plug it in you fuckin monkey
<br>14:03 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> don't you have a charger you fucking buffoon?
<br>14:03 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> ＴＵＲＮ  ＹＯＵＲ  ＰＨＯＮＥ  ＵＰＳＩＤＥ  ＤＯＷＮ
<br>14:03 <@tmkf> d^^^
<br>14:04 <span style="color: blue"><@esch></span> why do people say this: Official blog of Keybase
<br>14:04 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> yeah but it's somewhere else and i'd probably forget to grab it before i'd already used like 90% of the battery
<br>14:04 <@Godbert> turn that frown upside down while you're at it
<br>14:04 <span style="color: blue"><@esch></span> instead of Keybase's Official Blog
<br>14:04 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> well that's your fault you nincompoop
<br>14:04 <span style="color: blue"><@esch></span> this is kinda nice, you can just do the shit for us
<br>14:04 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> Official Home of the Largest Cherry Pie
<br>14:05 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> tehloki's left and right lobe are fighting right now
<br>14:05 <span style="color: green"><@tehloki></span> the fact that i have an expectation for hostility instead of any degree of compassion or understanding reflects
<br>                 insanely poorly on you
<br>14:05 <span style="color: magenta"><@shmup></span> take comfort in the fact #idiots-club banned you and you're still here
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